Today is the day to take a cookie while no one is looking.

My Terrorism Drill Rider

1. Miss Zulkey demands a good role in the drill. Heroine is good. Villain is better.
1.(a) If Miss Zulkey is to play a victim, she would at least like to die in one of the following situations:
i. Nearly but not quite outrunning an explosion
ii. Going back into a dangerous situation to save someone else
iii. Saving the country single-handedly

2. Miss Zulkey would like to wear comfortable, yet stylish shoes during the drill

3. If Miss Zulkey is to be marked with a colored tag denoting whether she is fine, injured or a casualty, she would like to know ahead of time what color the tag is in order to match her outfit accordingly.

4. If possible, Miss Zulkey would appreciate it if her friends and family could also participate in the drill so that she will have someone to talk to while it's going on.

5. Miss Zulkey demands to talk while the drill is going on.

6. Miss Zulkey suggests that the drill be held on a freshly-paved (but not tarred) street, in case she needs to lay down on the street, so that she and the other participants may enjoy full comfort.

7. Miss Zulkey does not like peanut M&M's.

8. Miss Zulkey would like to exercise a modicum of creative control over the proceedings. Maybe input on the soundtrack (NO AEROSMITH.)

9. Miss Zulkey suggests the next drill be held in June, when it will be warm, but not too warm.

10. Miss Zulkey would also like to have full internet access, blue hyacinth, Poland spring water and maybe some Fuji apples available in her trailer for the duration of the drill

Miss Zulkey will also be available to warm up the crowd prior to the drill, just to get everyone in the mood.