Today is the day to perfect your pout.

According to this article, honeybees are disappearing. On the one hand, this is disastrous for America's crops. On the other hand, I am allergic to bee stings. Here are some other animals I will be 'sad' to see go extinct:

sharks

worms

cicadas that land on the ground and are really loud and freaky

earwigs

roaches (mainly the ones that aren't always hiding)

centi and millipedes

snakes (poisonous ones only, unless there are many boa constrictors in the Chicagoland area, in which case, those too)

stupid little yappy sweater-wearing dog owners

squirrels that get too close to humans