Today is the day to go to a fourth overtime.

Are you sick of Fox News? Can you absolutely not stand the network and the information it disseminates? Sure, you can spend $8.95 on Sam Kimery's "Fox Blocker" device, which will filter the station from your set. OR, you can spend less than half the amount and subscribe to the Zulkey.com method of Fox-Blocking.

For the low-low price of $3.95, our experts at Zulkey.com and inform you a surprisingly easy way of keeping Fox News at bay. Simply send me a check (or cash) for that amount, and I will share with you my years of experience of not-watching stations that I don't care for. I can share with you the secrets of not entering the channel number of Fox News, as well as how to learn to avoid it while flipping. You can even let me know what cable service you use and your location and I can customize this service for you, telling you specifically which number code to avoid.

In addition, this special service will include a special feature. Sure, Kimery will email a letter on your behalf telling Fox's advertisers that you will not be watching Fox any more. Zulkey.com, for free, can alert you to the time-honored technique of 'boycotting,' where not only will you be blocked from the advertising on Fox News, you can simply not purchase the items advertised on Fox News. Some might say that's even more effective. But if you happen to be too busy to take on this method, Zulkey.com can simply send advertisers one hundred not-watching-Fox-News emails, which, if not quite as effective, will at least be more annoying.

Save money today! Zulkey.com can also show you how to not-support hundreds of other channels as well. It's as easy as that!