Today is the day to predict a riot.

Please send me the stupid things you hear at the office. They run tomorrow!

Possible Titles for the Lifetime Movie Based on the Occurrence When I Kidnap My Best Friend's Baby

"Not Without My Baby Who is Not Actually My Own"

"Give Me That Kid"

"A Matter of the Heart (and Abduction)"

"When Kidnapped Babies Come Between Friends"

"She Had PMS, So Lay Off"

"I Want That Baby So Bad"

"Mother, May I Sleep With Danger, and by 'Sleep' I Mean 'Kidnap,' and by 'With' I Mean 'My Best Friend's' and by 'Danger' I Mean 'Baby'"