Today is the day to touch up the nails.

Your Tuesday list, madam:

Worst 2004 Toys (According to These Guys) PRESENTED IN ALL CAPS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION!!!

POCKET ROCKET MINIATURE MOTORCYCLE: HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR SEVERE BODILY INJURIES OR DEATH!

IMAGINARIUM POLICE CAR BUILDING BLOCKS: HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR CHOKING INJURIES!

DRESS ME PAZ: HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR INGESTION AND CHOKING INJURIES!

MEGABUSTER BATTLE WEAPON: HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR IMPACT INJURIES!

FUN SLIDES CARPET SKATES: HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR HEAD OR OTHER IMPACT INJURIES!

AIR BURST ROCKETS: HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR EYE OR OTHER SEVERE INJURIES!

38” PLAYTIME TRAMPOLINE:
HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR HEAD, NECK AND OTHER SERIOUS BODILY INJURIES!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAR: HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR INGESTION AND CHOKING INJURIES!

PARENTS MAGAZINE MIRROR POUND-A-BALL:
HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR CHOKING INJURIES!

3 GUN SQUAD SET – UZ-1 COMMANDO MACHINE GUN: HAZARD: REALISTIC TOY WEAPONRY!