Today is the day to throw the stapler out the window.

The Dead Breakfast Club

Jesus: OK, the meeting is opened. Di, what have you got for us today?

Diana: Tomorrow, they're showing a supposedly secret video of me.

Biggie: Damn, girl!

Diana: No, not that kind.

Elvis: What does it say?

Diana: Nothing that nobody didn't know already. I can't believe that stupid voice coach, selling those tapes.

Jesus: Don't worry, you'll see him soon enough. How about you guys?

Tupac and Biggie: Album.

Diana: Oh yeah? With who?

Tupac: Puffy, that bastard.

Jesus: What about you, King?

Elvis: Birthday's coming up, you know how it goes.

Tupac: What about you, JC?

Jesus: Not much, really. I've been too busy to do anything, unless you count that grilled cheese.

Elvis: But I thought that was a picture of Marlene Dietrich on it?

Jesus: Let them believe what they want. I'm not going to come down there just to correct them on the matter of a sandwich.

Tupac: I got you, man.

Jesus: OK, back to paintball?

Biggie: A'ight.