Today is the day to use an arcane catchphrase.

Well, it's that time. The Presidential election is less than a week away and the publications are coming out with their endorsements: the New Yorker and New York Times support John Kerry, while the Chicago Tribune stands behind George Bush. So of course it's my time to reveal Zulkey.com's endorsements:

Diet Pepsi, for being the reliable beverage of choice for the last ten years. It's dependable deliciousness and refreshingness wins my vote.

Honeycrisp Apples, which, while a newcomer to the ticket, have proven themselves to be the sweetest, crunchiest, tastiest fall apple of the season. I stand behind thee.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. This is a leap of faith, as Zulkey.com has not been involved in video games for over a decade, but based on the facts presented to me in extremely cool commercial form, I endorse this video game as being both badass and bitchin'.

Myself, because I rock, and I have always been there for me.

Of course the readers are free to make their own decisions, but think about these recommendations before you choose. Thank you.