If you're interested, Thursday night I will be reading at a reading and reception sponsored by Bridge Magazine and the Chicago Public Library, 8-9:30 PM at the Bridge space at 119 N. Peoria, featuring students and faculty from Northwestern University's Masters in Creative Writing Program such as Charles Fiori (NPR's Stories on Stage winner), Matt Pagano (ImprovOlympic Theater), and Mike Newirth (Bridge Magazine.) The piece I am reading is not humorous per se, but you can laugh nonetheless. I hear that beer will be provided.

Today's List: What's G-g-g-gotten into G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Unit?

A scary g-g-g-g-h-ghost!

A pretty g-g-g-g-g-g-girl.

A 500-pound g-g-g-g-gorilla!

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-Gatorade, which does nothing to help the stuttering.

Frosted Flakes, because they're, you know.