September 28,
2004
Today is the day to get some boxes.
It's Tuesday, it's list day.
What Are We Saying About Celebrities to Make Us Feel Better About Ourselves?
Christina Aguilera: hair falling out.
Paris Hilton: big feet.
Cameron Diaz: bad skin.
Lindsay Lohan: future train wreck.
Sarah Jessica Parker: in stupid commercial
Britney Spears: trashy, married, potential for fatness.
Mischa Barton: Russian name=Communist?
Avril Lavigne: Canadian.