Today is the day to not let the white devil get you down.
There are certain times when you need an expert in your field of interest, for instance, oh, medicine or religion. But there are other times when a person needs advice, but the last person you want advice from is a so-called expert.
For example,say, if you have a question about love and relationships. Who are you going to ask, your parents? Your roommate who just got engaged? They don't know anything about your world. They only know about their relationship, if anything at all.
So Zulkey.com presents the latest in a long line of specialist columnists, only this person is not quite a specialist. Meet the Notorious Dr. L.U.V., here to answer your every question about love, sex and dating. He's not calling you back? She's acting mad but says nothing's wrong? What outfit should you wear on Saturday night? Do girls really talk about guys the same way guys talk about girls?
Dr. Luvie Smalls is here to help. A connoisseur of the extremely-messed-up realm that is love, she brings legitimate journalistic talent, sassy attitude, about 50 pairs of designer jeans and an enviable butt to your rescue.
She's had run-ins with reality TV stars. She's met men on the internet. She's even let a guy borrow her hairdryer to cover up his shortcomings. In short, she's been there.
She will present her love-potions Thursdays, so you have a week to send in your questions to her for her debut column. You know you have a question for her. So send it in (it goes right to her own sexy email account, so don't worry, I won't see it, you sad little perv.) I love you. So does the Notorious L.U.V.
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