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It seems, lately, that more and more and more celebrities are getting arrested, with their mug shots splashed all over the papers. Celebrities getting arrested? What is this, End Times? There are plenty more that you haven't even seen, though. I only had time to find five, though.

David Hasselhoff, for impersonating an officer. Stay off drugs, or your eyes will end up like that, too.

This is the kid from "Small Wonder." Not doing so well now that he doesn't have a robot sister to help him out. Arrested for extortion.

Courtney Love, for assault et al. Life has not been treating her well lately.

Ben Affleck, for a laundry list of crimes. Poor guy.

Mugzy. Nothing more needs to be said. What a fall from grace.