July 29,
2004
Today is the day to wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger.
What Guest Diarist Steve Delahoyde Will Taunt You With After Defeating You at a Battle of Wits, Especially a Particular Battle Where You May Have Defeated Him Before
Looks like the student has become twice as tall as the the
teacher
Looks like the student has become a bigger, tastier fish than the professor
he is proceeded by
Looks like the professor has become the Dean of Education for the Military
Looks like the student has become the educator assigned to educate celebrity
children
Looks like the teacher has become the student in charge of teaching
Looks like the alpha male has become a little less alpha -- like a delta leader
or epsilon
Looks like the student has become the senior leader of the teaching profession
Looks like the student has become the teacher's younger sibling (who is prolific
in sci-fi writing)
Looks like the professor has become the super better professor
Looks like the teacher has become the person who is now teaching after a short
hiatus
Looks like the professor is now the antithesis of professing
Looks like the teacher has become the ten foot tall creature, full of hair,
terrorizing the city
Looks like the student has become the collector of mint condition dimes and
nickel
Looks like the educator has become a fascinating member of the whale discussion
lecture circuit
Looks like the teacher is now in charge of teaching on a wider, more important
level
Looks like the student is now the teacher's teacher, who studied under the
teacher originally
Looks like the student, who we once all loved, has become the professor, who
we love less
Looks like the instructor is now the student, after a weird series of events
that transpired recently
Looks like the student of technology at MIT is now a cocker spaniel named
Lucy Tubble
Looks like the student has become the teacher, which makes sense, given his
PhD in Art History
Looks like the student is the person who isn't a student anymore, but rather,
the teacher
Looks like the dentist's assistant is no longer assisting the dentist, nor
the X-ray Tech.
Looks like the student is now chewing the same kind of gum the professor used
to chew
Looks like the professor has become the Professor (note the uppercase P)
Looks like the teacher has become the proud new owner of the Velvet Revolver
album
Looks like the student has become the instructor's favorite student
Looks like the student is walking across the street in order to buy an umbrella
Looks like Tayna Tucker has become a newer, more fresh Tayna Tucker
Looks like the student isn't going to be a student anymore
Looks like the teacher has become choco-tastic and is no longer taking orders
from you
Looks like the student has become the teacher, by way of osmosis (sexy osmosis)
Looks like the dancer has become the lead ballerina in this rendition of "Go
West, Tex! Go West!"
Looks like the student has, after more than three attempts, become a flying
rabbit professor
Looks like the student has become a Professor of Studentology and is making
$70k annually
Looks like the student has become the instructor on a daily basis (if days
were only 13 hours long)