June 22,
2004
Today is the day to talk on the banana.
What Have I Spilled So Far This Week, and On What?
Strawberry yogurt: my office floor.
Water: my shirtfront.
Lotion: my apartment's hall floor (No wait, that was my roommate, not me).
Fruit juice: my miniature digital camera.
Coffee grounds: on the garbage can, not in it.