Reasons Why This Party Sucks

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June 15, 2004

Today is the day to suck to someone's ass-mar.

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Reasons Why This Party Sucks

Nobody's looking at me.

Everybody's looking at me.

The "Running-Man Only" rule is a drag.

My extensions all fell out and the dog took them.

I don't eat pork.

That girl is wearing my skirt. So is that guy.

The piñata is full of carob chips.

They're playing my song, and I just realized that it's a crappy one.

I'm throwing up and nobody is offering to hold back my hair.

That scary lady who tries to hit everyone with a broom is here.

The roof is on fire.