June 15,
2004
Today is the day to suck to someone's ass-mar.
Reasons Why This Party Sucks
Nobody's looking at me.
Everybody's looking at me.
The "Running-Man Only" rule is a drag.
My extensions all fell out and the dog took them.
I don't eat pork.
That girl is wearing my skirt. So is that guy.
The piñata is full of carob chips.
They're playing my song, and I just realized that it's a crappy one.
I'm throwing up and nobody is offering to hold back my hair.
That scary lady who tries to hit everyone with a broom is here.
The roof is on fire.