June 14,
2004
Today is the day to bust a gut.
If you liked the Fat Fiction day last week, please check out one extra, new installment: "First Fattie," by Ms Fits
Yes, today is usually the day where your God-type questions get answered but today would be remiss without addressing the 18th birthday of a particular set of famous twins, which occurred yesterday. Through the years, during their various big and small screen projects, we've seen them become actors, professionals, even develop their own separate personalities.
After a lot of watching and waiting, people around the country have been waiting for these genetically blessed, multi-hyphenate multimillionaires to finally come of age so they can legally copulate with them.
They've teased us over the years with their various projects
and public appearances, tantalizing their audience with their coy behavior
and constant close proximity to each other. But now it's time. Double your
pleasure, my friends. Go
get 'em!
