June 1,
2004
Rabbit Rabbit!
CHECK IT OUT--AMAZON FINALLY PUT MY BOOK'S ART UP! PRETTY!
Your fat fiction is still wanted. Read the bottom of this and send it on in, chubs.
Why This is Going to be the Best Summer Ever
Seaweed n' sharks
Ye olde hula hoop contest
Irresponsible, unfulfilling sexual encounters beneath the boardwalk
Shoddy amusement park rides operated by suspect carnies.
Everyone making fun of you in your swimsuit because you look so awful in it.
Pinchy crabs.
Tasty, salmonellic chicken
Hangin' at the malt shoppe with Slappy, Stinky, Spanky, Coolio and the Gang.