January
22, 2004
Today is the day to feed the kitty.
Happy Bitch Down to Valentine's Day
It's a special time of year. This weekend is the last full weekend in January, which signals an end to the holidays and a move to the beginning of dreading Valentine's Day. Couples in relationships and single people alike will complain bitterly about the arrival of this festive celebration of love.
People without significant others will start to bitch about how they have nobody to spend th day with and what an awful day it is and how they hate this time of year and hate couples. They will also complain to themselves about having to buy Valentine's Day gifts for their other single friends to make the day more tolerable. People without significant others as well as sans family members/platonic friends to at least acknowledge the day with will begin bitching about how it's a made up holiday anyway, and nobody likes it and it's all commercialist crap. People in a relationship lasting longer than a year will begin to bitch about how they have to purchase something for their significant other, or begin to bitch about how they'll have to act happy about receiving something like the Hallmark Kissing Bears or some other bit of last-minute schlock, and how Valentine's Day isn't that great. So twist up your most complaining face and set your voice on 'whine': thus starts a very special time of year. After February 14, we beging the "Bitch Down to Swimsuit Season," which is the last official bitchery until we come to the holidays again. Make it count!