January
13, 2004
Today is the day to update your friends on the state of your bodily fluids.
Do you live in the Chicagoland area and are looking for something fun to do on Thursday night? Click here for details on the Girls! Girls! Girls! drink get-together.
Guest Lismaker: Amy Shearn
While watching my Minnesota Timberwolves play at the
lovely Target Center, I have overheard some pretty ridiculous cheers, heckles,
and unsolicated coaching from the crowd. I present you with:
Nonsensical Crowd Cheers
LISTEN!
PASS THE BOWL!
VIOLINS!
SIGOURNEY WEAVER!
TESSALATION!
BEEF PATTY!
BUNNY! BUNNY!
ANDREW OF BISMARK!
SYNTAX!
GO LAKERS!
TUPPERWARE!
ZESTY!