Other Things Found in Saddam Hussein's Spider Hole in Tikrit

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December 16, 2003

Today is the day to wince comically as somebody gets hit in the testicles.

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Other Things Found in Saddam Hussein's Spider Hole in Tikrit

A box of Grecian Formula, half torn open as if something happened to interrupt its use

A Birkin Bag, sooo hard to find.

The secret to losing weight easily without diet or weight loss

The Lindbergh baby.

58 clowns

A copy of the single "Suga Suga," by Baby Bash Featuring Frankie J

A mostly-eaten carton of General Tsao's chicken.

A monogrammed sweater, because monograms are so in this season.

Only a couple rolls of toilet paper left, so maybe it's glad he was found when he did.

One half a spider.