December
16, 2003
Today is the day to wince comically as somebody gets hit in the testicles.
Other Things Found in Saddam Hussein's Spider Hole in Tikrit
A box of Grecian Formula, half torn open as if something happened to interrupt its use
A Birkin Bag, sooo hard to find.
The secret to losing weight easily without diet or weight loss
The Lindbergh baby.
58 clowns
A copy of the single "Suga Suga," by Baby Bash Featuring Frankie J
A mostly-eaten carton of General Tsao's chicken.
A monogrammed sweater, because monograms are so in this season.
Only a couple rolls of toilet paper left, so maybe it's glad he was found when he did.
One half a spider.