Guest Diarist: Steve Delahoyde--Midwest Ninjas

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December 11, 2003

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Guest Diarist: Steve Delahoyde

Midwest Ninjas

So it's gotten cold here in Iowa, as I'm sure it's getting or gotten elsewhere in the Midwest. I've been bundled up in my big, blue coat that makes me look thirty pounds heavier, my new green cap, and my little blue mittens, which make me ever so cute.

I was walking across campus the other day, minding my own business, taking the occasional sip of the coffee in my mug I carry most everywhere, when all of the sudden I was startled, almost to the point of stopping in my tracks. What had happened was that I saw a young lady ahead of me who turned the corner and was approaching my direction. She was wearing dark clothing, maybe all black, and had a ski mask on that covered her whole face, all but her eyes and mouth. In my head, when I first saw her, I actually thought to myself, "Uh oh! It's a ninja!" and for a split second, I was taken aback. It was the same sensation one has when you see a bee, a large spider, or a scary looking gentleman standing in an alley. Sort of that, "Do I continue on, or should I wait to see if the threat departs?"

As soon as all of the right parts of my brain began firing, telling me, "No that isn't a ninja, that's just a girl in a ski mask", I was able to laugh at myself. But at the time, it was a very real, very serious anti-ninja reaction. Had it been stronger, I may have perhaps ran in the opposite direction, or tried to have hidden somewhere (as I do when I see a bee that's too close to my personal space).

Why I had this reaction, which was very ninja-specific, I don't know. Have I had ninjas on my mind? Not that I remember. Did I have a bad experience once with a ninja, but I've suppressed it extremely well? I suppose it's possible. Or is it that we Americans have reached the completely unfair generalizations that all ninjas are inherently evil things? If that's the case, well then, I'm ashamed of myself, and I'm ashamed of everyone else too. Personally, I think I'm going to confront what I don't know about this group of super deadly assassins by attending a ANA meeting (Americans for Ninja Awareness) later this month. It's the least I can do after this bout of fear.