December
8, 2003
Today is the day to date a famous cartoonist.
Answers to the Zulkey.com Quiz
Down:
- Tuna
- Nine potatoes
- Justin Timberlake, Donald Rumsfeld
- Gold teeth.
- Jennifer Grey's old nose.
- Come on be my baby tonight.
- A midget.
- Hanukkah.
- Yes.
- 1994.
Across:
- Animated frog time!
- Shakira.
Bar Graph:
- Tall
- Tallish
- Medium
- Nonexistent.
- Medium.
- Really tall.
Your Scores
0-50: You seem to enjoy those Arby's oven mitt commercials.
50-100: You are a bastard.
100-200: Everyone enjoys your insightful, cutting stylings on that E! show,
I forgot what the title is.
200-210: You have herpes.
210-250: You should name a magazine after yourself.
250-300: Your novel stinks.
300-400: You are above the law.
400-1000: You can control people with your mind, especially people who are
making fun of you. What are you going to do about it?