November
6, 2003
Today
is the day to make truck noises.
PREORDER
MY BOOK!
Happily, the A-list
has been updated! This provides lots of good time-wasting fun. However,
some people have been left out, so I've taken it upon myself to spill the
dirt.
The Baja Men. Linked with Warren Beatty.
Bryant, Kobe. Hell
of a basketball player. Are rumors of troubles at home, however.
Bubbles
the Chimp. Face lift. Raging Republican fascist pig monkey, too.
The
Dell Interns. Wife-beaters, all of them.
Fat Albert Facelift
The Junkyard Gang Total divas
John Paul II, Pope. Scientologist.
Kermit the Frog. Cheap bastard
Leggett,
Anthony J. Supposedly won the Nobel Prize in Physics. Not very
smart. Well, pretty smart but not, like, a certified genius. Well, maybe.
Mother Nature.. Cokehead
Mario. Stuck up
Luigi.
Very nice
Noodle, Ignatius. Allegedly somebody I just made up.
O'Brien, Neve. Newborn daughter of Conan. Difficult to work with.
Pigpen: Hygienically challenged. Extremely gracious to his fans, though.
Ritter, John. Not alive anymore and everybody knows it.
Snuggle
Bear.Friend of Dorothy.
