Today is the day to wear a dumb-looking beret.

Girls can't write! Or read!

I am the editizzle of Opizzle this mizzle.

How to Tell if Your Friend Fancies Himself ìQuite the Whistler"

1. Listen

2. If he whistles loudly all the goddamn time, with a smug look on his face saying "Yes, I'm pretty good, aren't I?" then he considers himself to be a very talented whistler, whose whistling is a gift to humanity.