September 24, 2003

Today is the day to throw is clothes out the window.

Rank: Ways to Quit Your Job

1. 1. Politely inform your supervisor that you will no longer be occupied at your current place of employment and generously offer to stay on as long as they need you. That way, everybody is happy. Downside: This is not a good story to tell during a 'top this' contest.

   2. Turn over your bosses desk and flee. Downside: He might strain his back turning it back over and sue you, and your unemployed ass won't be able to pay.

   3. Clogging the sinks in the women's washroom with paper towels, turning on the faucets, and leave, never to come back. I thought about this often at my old job. Downside: The maintenance guys can be really nice and you don't want to put the burden on them.

   4. Sleep with the boss's daughter. Downside: This can be pretty anticlimactic if the boss is already your father-in-law.

   5. Hire a singing telegram to inform the office that you will no longer be working there. Downside: With all the security you have to go through now to bring guests up to the office, is it really worth anybody's time?

   6.Fire. Downside: This has been done before