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Dr Hot Pants Says Goodbye

Dear Claire,

I am going to miss being Dr. Hot Pants! So much for my brush with celebrity. And my new patient you would have loved, because she has had no teeth for twelve years, ever since her dog ate her dentures. And when I asked her if she ever had problems with her food, she made a scary face and said "Honey, I could eat you if you were boiled!" She is awesome. Now I am just exhausted and I think I caught her disease so I am going back to bed! Hope you're having a nice Monday and I will talk to you later.

Love (for the last time),

Dr. Hot Pants