September 18, 2003

Today is the day to refer to your credit card as your 'plastic.'

When in doubt, turn to the lucrative world of advertising. Read this, substitute KFC for McDonald's, and "Bigger, better popcorn chicken" for "I'm loving this" and you've got today's post.

Alternate Taglines for KFC

Bigger, bolder popcorn chicken

Bigger, brassier popcorn chicken

Bigger, brasher popcorn chicken

Bigger, badder popcorn chicken

Bigger, blunter popcorn chicken

Bigger, bushier popcorn chicken

Bigger, braver popcorn chicken

Bigger, brighter popcorn chicken

Bigger, brisker popcorn chicken

Bigger, balder popcorn chicken