August 26, 2003

Today is the day to call me Miss Jackson, but only if you're nasty.

I make with some more reviews on the Black List. I just can't get enough.

Guest Listmaker: Kim Bosch
"Celebrities I would have sex with but not make babies with"

Johnny Depp: Because I think Johnny would be a hot man in the sack but I think he would be weird and not very stable about children. Even if we weren't living together, he would be weird. That and I can't get him playing Captain Jack in
Pirates of the Carribean out of my head. Pirates are sexy and cool but I can't see them holding my hand while I push out a baby.

Jim Carrey: He would keep me laughing and sex would be interesting but I think I would be scared of giving birth to a child with an enormously disproportioned mouth. That and Jim would tell our child that when I say, "don't make your face do that or one day it will stay that way" that I am just lying.

Joe Carter: I fell in love with this man when he hit the home run in 1993 to win the Toronto Blue Jays the series. I would not procreate with (and maybe not even have sex with, but just STARE at) this man because the child would have to hear, over and over, about how the Jays went to shit after his/her dad left and how the home run was better than his/her own birth.

Elvis (back in the day): Definitely the sexy dark haired young Elvis would be someone I would do the nasty clown with. But I would be scared of having a child that turned out like Lisa Marie......and the even greater fear of having
a Michael Jackson type son-in-law and a character like Bubbles the monkey comming to Thanksgiving dinner.

Prince William: For the love of Jebus this man is smokin'! I would have him dressed in his polo uniform for sure. But I would fear having a child that has Prince Charles ears and teeth.

Tom Cruise (Pre Vanilla Sky, just post Top Gun): Yes the young Tom would be a nice jump But I would get tired of explaining to our youngster why daddy has locked himself in the bathroom to re-moisturize his face...

Colin Farrell: I like the Irish men, I have to say. The accent and bad boy attitude would be super hot. BUT I think Colin might call me "fickin' fat" a wee too many times when I'm pregnant and end up leaving me and the little one for one of members of The New Mickey Mouse Club (Teen Version).