Today is the day to buy one pair of glasses and get a prescription pair of glasses free.

New article on Metromix.com today about Chicago brewery tours.

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So while George Foreman made the long drive home, let's see what he left in the wake of his many visits and conversations over the last several months:

Lillibet: Was quickly boring of Sven the Zen, who was now attaching himself to her nonstop like a growth. Little work had been coming her way, and she was a bit lonely, so to amuse herself, begun tossing water balloons outside her office window and putting out ads for unnecessary medical testings.

Geflen: Was smugly planning to quit his job at the University under the misconception that his writing would pay for itself. Little did he know that he would come crawling back and be forced to be an advisor for his punishment. He would later be forced to leave the University after making inappropriate comments to a student.

Mom and Dad: Nobody other than their grocery store delivery boy had heard from them in two weeks since returning from their cruise. If this were a sitcom or a silly movie, Mrs. Foreman would also be pregnant with a new baby boy for George, but that's just dumb.

Tom: Was promoted to manager of his gas station and received $100 in free gas after writing a letter to the President of Shell suggesting a new and improved way to suggestively sell 'environmental gas.'

Meredith: Well, not much different; George had just left last week. But she was doing pretty well.