April 1 , 2003

Rabbit Rabbit

The pig art submissions are rolling in, but I bet you can do better. Send it.

Q: Knock Knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Dick Cheney
A: Dick Cheney who?
Q: I'm Dick Cheney, haw haw haw!

Okay, that sucked. I'm bad at political humor. But I'm at least trying to poke fun at the Veep because we all need satire these days. Read on here.

And now on with business.

Zulkey.com Guest Diarist: Heath Row (And yes, that's his real name.)

You may already be aware that the two Sci-Fi Channel programs, "Farscape" and "Stargate," were recently voted "The Bestest and Mostest Popular Sci-Fi Channel Programs Everest" by the Academy of Artists & Scientists. To capitalize on the success of those two programs, Sci-Fi Channel writers developed the following list of working titles for new programs, some of which are already in development.

New Sci-Fi Channel Shows

… Accentuate
… Adjudicate
… Alphabet
… Below the Waist
… Dedicate
… Delicate
… Edelweiss
… Educate
… Eliminate
… Eradicate
… Evacuate
… Everybody Loves Farscape
… Everybody Loves Raymond
… Everybody Loves Stargate
… Everybody Loves to Fornicate
… Everybody Loves to Masturbate
… Farscape
… Flatulate
… Fornicate
… From New York, Escape
… Jailbait
… Laminate
… Ludikris
… Masticate
… Masturbate
… Nate
… Ovulate
… Palliate
… Palpitate
… Panties 'n' Capes
… Parsnip
… Profligate
… Propagate
… Queerbait
… Reprobate
… Salivate
… Sensate
… Stargate
… Tailgate
… Talent Show
… That Thing You Ate
… Ululate
… Watergate
… West Wing
… X-Ray