March 25, 2003

Today is the day to ask for somebody's advice and then not take it.

If you live in Chicago, you know Metromix. And here I am!

As you may or may not know, Saddam Hussein wears more than one hat. Not only is he the President of Iraq, he also responds to titles such as Anointed One, Glorious Leader, Direct Descendant of the Prophet and Great Uncle to all its Peoples.

But, did you know...

Other Titles by Which Saddam Hussein Demands to be Referred

Twinkletoes

Late for Dinner

Shecky

Chico

Fraulein McGee

S Diddy

Iraq's Sweetheart

Pappy

Malcolm Sex

The Freshest-Smelling, Most Polite Man in Mesopotamia

Dangerous on the Dance Floor

Camel Toe

Desert Rose

Ole Schmeckpepper

Beanie

The Mustachioed Tornado

A Bad Mutha--Shut Your Mouth!