September 10, 2002

Today is the day togive in to cute pictures of baby animals.

I'm too lazy to come up with my own list today, so I'm hittin' the archives.

Lines from Zulkey.com Interviews That Have Made Me Laugh Out Loud (Taken Out of Context)

Scott Cullen: And if you have trouble hating a face like mine, imagine Count Chocula's face on my body and you should have no problem.

Liz McArdle: I was reasonably certain the chorus was: “Pour some sousaphone the way.” The way? What the hell was I thinking? I also don’t think sousaphones can be poured, let alone poured the way.

Steve Delahoyde: I will also have my roots highlighted, be wearing a fake handlebar mustache and adorned with a mesh tank top and hot pants.

Claire Weingarden: I’d bust through the crowd out front, past security, past all the skinny-ass models backstage, all the while rapping about how fly I am and how all the girls want to be this queen bee, but they can’t be, that’s why they’re mad at me.

Meghan Haynes: When DeWayne Louis wrote the story about the sperm in NKOTB's Donnie Walburg's stomach, I knew I was part of a talented, magical editorial team.

Stevie Kuenn: I feel like our generations just couldn’t surmount their differences until this interview appeared on Zulkey.com, and now they have a chance to “rap” and “get real” with each other.

Janice Zulkey: Peter Jennings is what I call a "slow-blinker".

Whitney Pastorek: Beer hangover: around here, that's affectionately known as "Tuesday."

Justin Koplow: What does poison ivy accomplish that regular ivy couldn't take care of?

Nathan Rabin: Well, long story short, I ended up spilling coffee all over Mr. Dunkenheimer, thereby costing us the Peterson account.

Sarah Mallin: You know that commercial about how the lady's kids eat all the time and there's a shot of the Dad watching one kid eat the last thing out of the refrigerator when he says, "Is that a stick of butter you just took a bite of?" I could be that kid.

Shauna McKenna: "Hello. I'm Shauna McKenna. I present myself to you for adulation."

Lindsay Roberts*n: Tell him the only costume you want to talk about is a wedding dress!