July 23, 2002

Today is the day to go jump in a lake! Feet-first.

I am tired. Today's list will be a short one, but hip-hop oriented. Also, there are no typos on this page. I guarantee it.

Alternate Completions to Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Herre...(So Take Off All Your Clothes)"

"It's getting hot in herre...

...So I'll turn up the air conditioning."
...So let's go out for froyo."
...So I'll unbutton this top button."
...So let's slow things down, is that ok? We'll pick this up next time."
...So how about watching 'Six Feet Under'? It's the coolest show on television!"
...So I'll take off this ski mask."
...So let's hit the slopes."
...So how about a nice Shirley Temple?"
...So let's take out the catamaran."
...So hand me the fire extinguisher."