July 2, 2002

Today is the day to lie down.

I really enjoy it when I don't have to actually do anything for this site, and so today is a red-letter day. Thanks to all of you who submitted new nicknames for me. You can use them at any time, although I warn you, if you yell one at me on the street, I might not actually turn around, because some of these are a little obscure. So today's list, filled by very caring people with some time on their hands:

New Nicknames for Me

Zulkstress ... Nathan Rabin
Mayor Clairion Barry ... Brian Koplow
Moon Unit Zulkey
La Petite Claire de la Rue de Zulkey ... Steve Delahoyde
"Crazy Ukilele. (It's an anagram. If only your name was "Claure"--then ukulele would be spelled correctly.)
Erik Lazy Clue (another anagram)" ... David Mogolov
C-train ... Jen Simon
C-note
Zuckles
The Claireminator
Liz Claireborne
Fingers ... Mike Choi
"I will call you 'hoobastank.'" ... Carrie Hoffman
Clairiffic
Claire by the Bay
Claireby (the animatronic Claire doll that interacts)
Clairecy
Claireish
Claire Skys
Everclaire (great in punches)
Clairetronic
Ghostface Clairah
Ice Claire
Clairamunga
Zulkista
Claireasil
Her Majesty Princess Claire Supreme Ruler of Zulkdom
MC Clairebear
MC CZ
Master of the Clairiverse ... Chad Stevens
Claire Zulkstable
eClaire ... Tung Le
Clairevoyant ... Phoebe Foster
Louis Clairakkon ... Ed Page

You're geniuses, all of you!