Today is the day to get over it. Now.

Happy Birthday, #2....

Some Things That My Art History Professor Said During My Second Semester "Gender and Art" Class That I Found Necessary to Write Down in My Notes

"Here are these old men about to do unspeakable things to her, and she's like, "Ooh! Whatever."

"Jane is the worst captain because she's always taking excessive risks" (On "Startrek: Voyager.")

"Hi, Mr. Flaneur!"

"Now I'm embarrassed. This is totally stupid." (on a jammed slide.)

"No, Pablo, I'm not buying it...at all."

"It's like the Saks shopper who goes to Kmart and goes, "Ooh, wow, I'm slumming."

"Ooh...lesbians."

"How avant-garde is that? Not very."

"You've got the woman showing off her breasts, which are not small."

"Topless accordian players...we've seen this before...they're not very interesting."