Today is the day to to take your cousin from Milan to the Olive Garden

Now, I'd say that all my friends and acquaintances are talented people, but Mr. Steve Delahoyde wrote a song with Waki Gomez that you have to listen to. But read about it first.

Tuesday's List, for those who need it:

Terrible Fake Names

Gabe Ruth
Chloë Zoë
Esteé Lauder
Bono
Bridget McMullen Gerrity McGillicutty Friedman
Doc Hollywood
José Cuervo
Qwerty Uiop Asdfghj
Baba O'Reilly
Uh, like, John, um, Doe
The Hulk