April 29, 2002

Today is the day to stop acting all European and stuff.

Something from Dezmin and me...to you. I have a new piece called "Prayer Cards and Hot Naked Action" which one friend referred to as "disturbing" and another as "funny" so you decide. I'll fill you in--it's about a grandma who shoots erotic photography (yes, Mom, there is some salty language in it. Don't read it, then.) Just in case you find it disturbing, or just plain sucky as well, it really did come from a funny idea, I swear. You can ask me about it.

All right guys, you are really making me sick right now. I just wanted to chill with you throughout the weekend but I couldn't even look at you, or even think of you. What's the matter with you? Have you just given up on life itself? Do you not even care anymore? It's not a popularity game, but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't try your hardest every day. Come on. Get out of that rut, for the good of yourselves and everybody who loves you. Frankly, it's starting to get embarrassing.

I guess I should point out that the previous paragraph does not apply to you, the reader, unless you, the reader, just happens to be a member of the Chicago White Sox.