April
9, 2002
Today is the day to stay in bed.
List Day.
This is the second day of the Hollywood Diet (which, I reiterate, I am doing for the sake of reviewing it for Flak, not for my own dastardly diet needs.)
A List of the Things I Put in My Mouth Yesterday As Allowed By The Hollywood Diet
Hollywood Diet juice
Water
Uncaffeinated Tea
Gum
A pencil