MARCH 26, 2002

Today is the day to pray for Peter Pumpkinhead.

Zulkey.com works for you. Why not work for it? (Not in the real way, of course. In the fun way.)

Tuesday means list day and that means I pass the savings on to you.

Admitted Prejudice: Things I Have Decided I Don't Like Without Knowing Anything About Them

Caviar
Acid peel facials
The movie "I Am Sam"
Jamie Lynne Spears
Feng Shui
The new TV shows "The Bachelor" and "Baby Bob"
Fennel-flavored toothpaste
Spring 2002's hottest look: balloon pants
Brazilian waxes
When I have trouble closing my safe due to all the cash bursting forth.
Thong pantyliners
People who put so many bumper stickers on their car that they run out of bumper.
The earthquake that hit Okinawa recently
The Hamptons
Mark McGrath
Paying rent
The current staff of Abercrombie and Fitch working at Old Orchard mall in Skokie, IL.
"Forgetting" to eat
Calculus
Getting my wisdom teeth out
Not keeping it real

If you have any of your own (and you know the rule: not Claire Zulkey), email them to me and we can have an extravaganza on Friday, which will not be an interview day, and no, I'm not telling you why. Yet.