FEBRUARY 26, 2002

Today is the day to realize that there are only four days left in February. No, wait. Two.

Oh dear. The day after a big event is always a hard one to wake up to. Zulkey.com faces the hangover that comes after the we're-gonna-party-like-it's-1999-type bash that was its debut. This morning we drink our water, eat some Krispy Kremes (because, contrary to popular belief, they are now available in Chicago), choke down some Excedrin and apply a little more concealer than usual.

But we had some fun, didn't we? Thanks to all who checked it out, and it was so good to see you all at the grand Zulkey.com unveiling party! God, that was crazy, wasn't it? Who invited all those celebrities and models, anyway? The funniest part was when Liza Minelli and Joan Collins got into a fight over who had the better wedding registry. Saucer of milk, table four!

Anyway, high profile hijinks or not, Zulkey.com soldiers into the future. In fact, I have a brand new piece up already, so make sure to check it out in the latest section. I have been called many things in my life, but now I have a new name: Angry Girl, at Knowumsayin. Normally, I am a very gentle person but I will try to harness my inner rage for the pleasure of readers out there. For those of you who notice that I've got a lot of Super Bowl content on the latest page right now: you're right. Calm yourselves. Baseball season is almost upon us, anyway and I'm sure I'll have a lot to talk about there.

I set up this brand new shiny email address and it so far is languishing, so go ahead, you nasty boy/girl: click that "contact" button and drop me a line. I want to hear about your med school experiences, your birthday, how much you hate the trailers for "40 Days and 40 Nights," your dad's car, your dogs, your engagement plans, how cute Apolo Anton Ohno is, your trip to Sun Valley, whatever.