Book By Its Cover Review: Having Your Mail-Order Marijuana Service Go Bust

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Book By Its Cover Review: Having Your Mail-Order Marijuana Service Go Bust

Yes, so you might have read that the kind of creepily-named New York pot delivery service Cartoon Network went bust. Okay, they didn't so much 'go' bust as 'get' bust(ed.)

I certainly do miss the days of Kozmo.com, when you could get anything delivered to your house, from a pint of ice cream to a movie to a pack of cigarettes to a box of tampons. Those were the heady internet bubble days when anything was possible, as long as it was online. Now, however, we're not as lucky. We're forced to pick up the telephone when we want something and actually speak to someone, or even worse, go outside. I worry for those kids graduating from college today. And so I do feel so for those bereft of their pot delivery: nobody likes giving up luxuries.

Right, so, maybe it isn't so bad for somebody who likes their pot to actually go outside and acquire it. They could use the exercise and the fresh air. They could save money by going to the supermarket on the way home for them to get food to eat, rather than just ordering in. On the way home from the pickup, they could stop by the video store and actually rent "Half-Baked" and "Pootie Tang" rather than watching whatever Vh1 is showing on "Movies that Rock."

If, however, one is not able to procure pot without having it delivered to them, it's hard to say whether they have been ravaged by the ill effects of marijuana, or if laziness is just the #1 method of drug prevention that we haven't hit on yet.