Today is the day to do something just because you can.
How many times have you said to yourself (possibly while drunk or whatever), "Dude, wouldn't it be cool if we...?" and then promptly forgot about it? Today's interviewee actually does those things. His first book, Are You Dave Gorman? was what happened when he and a friend decided to see how many people in the world were named Dave Gorman. Join Me, was his tale of starting his own (successful) cult. And his newest book, The Yes Man, is what happened when he decided to quit saying "no" to life. And he's got plenty of other projects going on as well so I'm glad he took a bit of time for me.
The Danny Wallace Interview: Slightly Less Than Twenty Questions
How much does your writing dictate your everyday life? So
many of your projects seem to entail more than sitting down for a few hours a
day and writing.
Yeah, the projects tend to have a life of their own - things have calmed down
a bit, now... I'm no longer saying Yes to absolutely everything, and my cult
is kind of running itself... so I can sleep in and then watch Ricki Lake in my
pants.
Did you ever consider taking a different writing path, like fiction or
poetry, that involves less interaction with your life?
Not really. I'm not sure if I'd be any good at fiction, and poetry isn't
something I can see myself getting too involved in, either. I think real life
- to quote the clichÈ - can be stranger than fiction, and to be part of that
story is fantastic fun.
Do you ever run out of ideas, or worry that you will?
I guess that's a worry - mainly because if I run out of ideas for fun things
to do, then the fun itself will stop. But I've been doing odd things most of
my life - hopefully, I can squeeze a few more years out before retirement...
YouÃve been compared to Douglas Adams. Are you a fan of his work?
Absolutely. Although until recently I hadn't really read any of it. I started
to read The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy recently, and I was struck by
something odd... we both set a lot of our scenes in a pub called the Horse and
Groom. Given that Douglas wrote while at the BBC, and I worked for a while in
the very office that HHGG was first made, it can only be the same pub, nestled
just around the corner from the BBC... I will raise a pint to him the next
time I'm in there. PG Wodehouse is another firm favourite.
ThereÃs a difference between having a gimmick and taking a funny theme
and writing about it skillfully. Do you meet any writers who seem to get
crabby and say things like ìI could write that!î (When they probably
couldnÃt, at least not well?)
Not writers, but yeah, there've been a few comments. I think the thing to
remember is just because something is easy to read, that doesn't mean it was
easy to write. I want to write in a very accessible way, so that everyone can
feel part of the story. It means I'll never win a Booker Prize, but it also
means that people who've never finished a book can hopefully end up finishing
mine. I know which I prefer. The Booker, obviously. Tish tosh, I'm joking.
You published in several magazines by the age of 16: how did you break into
freelance writing?
By being a childhood nerd. I was very into Sega and Nintendo when I was a
teenager. At school. we had to do work experience. They offered me the chance
to dig some ditches. I decided that probably wasn't the way ahead for me. So I
badgered a Sega magazine into letting me come in and help out. One day, a
reviewer got sick, and they gave me the chance to write for them. The rest, as
they say, was nerd heaven.
What is your favorite cult or sect?
The Followers. They simply follow people around, making copious notes about
what they get up to. For no reason whatsoever. Brilliant.
Why donÃt girls like cult leaders?
I dunno. They certainly seemed to like them in the past. I got into the cult
game at the wrong time. No women or money. Just admin.
WhatÃs been your latest random act of kindness?
I paid for an African man to do a creative writing course. And that's true.
A lot of your projects involve being nice to people. Even
though youÃre obviously an inherently nice person, can you share with us a
nice juicy story about being rude or an ass to someone?
Piss off.
Also, IÃm sick of hearing how awesome Live 8 was. You
blogged about it: was there anything annoying or poorly-planned
about it from your perspective? Did anybody play a bad set or anything?
It was brilliant to be backstage and hear U2 messing up their chords. Even
they do it! Ace.
Your apartment, an old match factory, sounds very cool. Are there still
signs around that it used to be a factory or have all relics been rehabbed
out?
No. It is shiny and minimalist now, and everyone uses lighters.
According to interviews and accounts of ìJoin Meî and other
projects, many of these ideas get started because you were bored. Would you
say you bore easily in general?
Yes. I'm amazed I made it to this question, in fact.
WhatÃs the latest news on the Yes Man film?
There's a very funny man sitting in a room in LA with two other very funny
men, tapping out a script on what I like to imagine is a 1950s typewriter, but
is probably something with a flat screen and a DVD burner. So progress is
being made...
What are some of your favorite movies?
"The Castle," "The Dish," "Waking Ned Devine,"
"Nuts In May"... films full of humour, killer lines and likeable
characters. I also like films where the blow stuff up, though, but this is to
be forgiven, because I am a boy.
In all the photos I see of you, you seem to be working the eyebrows
a lot. Do you do this consciously and practice this very much? Do you
maintain eyebrow upkeep?
It is a gift. In fact they both are.
Do you keep a file of ideas (for books, shows, stunts etc) that
havenÃt panned out, either because theyÃre not that great of implausible?
Can you share any?
Not really. I like to just see what happens to me. That's kind of how I
think of Join Me, for example. Not something I did - but something that
happened to me.
Have you ever started an idea, like Join Me or Are You Dave Gorman and
realized that seeing it through was going to be a lot more work than you
anticipated? Or is it always fun?
It always ends up being a hell of a lot more work than you think - but it
always ends up being a hell of a lot more fun, too.
How does it feel to be the 128th person interviewed for Zulkey.com?
I've gone all fizzy.
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