Today is the day to carve a boring pumpkin.
Only a few more days before my guest editorship at Opium ends. Who's up today?
You know there's nothing funnier than Daffynitions, right? So I thought I'd try my hand at some. Let me know if these are as hilatrious as I think they are.
Republican: a walk taken for one's health.
Weapons of Mass Destruction: sleep.
California: an alloy of mercury with other metals; also, a mixture.
Leak: a ghostly double.
Forest Fire: feebleness of mind due to old age.
Marlin: a strict disciplinarian.
Economy: a reddish glow seen near sunset or sunrise on the summits of mountains.
Poll: one who stays in bed until a late hour.
Virus: a man who is vain about his dress and appearance.
I will stop now before you wet yourself over these hysterical 'wacky' definitions!