The Awl:
"A Glossary Of Scientific Terms As Compiled By The GOP Candidates"

Gaper's Block: The Critic: Spelt (a review of a fictional band's fictional album)

The Hairpin: "Family Budget Items We Could Spend the $48,000 Value of an Oscar Gift Bag On"

Happywoman Magazine:

• "Girl's Guide to Cute Heads of State"
• "A Very Merry Emas"

L.A. Times: " 'Dexter': Deb's dating service"

McSweeney's Internet Tendency:

• "Secrets Revealed During Vh1's 'I Love the '90's'"
• "Questions for VH1's "I Love the Eighties" Expert Celebrity Commentators"
• "Items from the Neiman Marcus 2002 Christmas Book"
• "Terrible Fake Names"
• "Actual Headlines from the March InStyle Magazine"
• "In Case My New Young-Adult Novel Doesn't Sell, Here Are My Backup Ideas"
• " Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis"

Modern Humorist: "Girl Gone Wild: Highlights from Future Episodes of the Anna Nicole Smith Show"

The Morning News: "The Arthur Andersen Trial: Not as Boring as it Seems"

Parents: Stuff I swear by 

SheKnows:

• When baby-led weaning people get too self-congratulatory
• 5 auto-replies a WAHM sets when the winter cold season comes early
• 5 breastfeeding athletes I'm waiting to see
• If you don't know what your family's Halloween costume is, why are you even here?

The Toast:  The Sixteen Stages of Reading Something Mean Someone Wrote About You In Response To Something You Wrote Online

WTTW/PBS Chicago: A sketch I wrote called Bazer Box, parodying the subscription box trend.