Some of the most typical email subject lines from Democrat fundraisers

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WE'RE PANICKING

OH MY GOD

CLAIRE DID YOU SEE

THIS IS THE END

***THIS IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT****

DEVASTATING NEWS--SERIOUSLY

CLAIRE I TRIED TO CALL YOU

MISERABLE LOSS

-->KISS ALL HOPE GOODBYE<--

THIS IS IT CLAIRE

CLAIRE IT'S ALMOST AS IF THIS NONSTOP EMERGENCY FUNDRAISING TACTIC IS NOT AS POWERFUL AS WE THOUGHT IT WAS!!!!!