Written in support of Victoria Beckham (because I also mess up my kids by kissing them on the lips)Â
- Pulling food out of their mouths
- Catching their vomit in your hands
- Cleaning up their vomit
- Letting them suck on your boob
- Cutting their fingernails
- Pulling poop out of their butts
- Washing their urine soaked sheets
- Cleaning poop out of their private parts
- Moving their poop out of a small toilet into a larger toilet
- Cleaning their poop out from under your own fingernails
- Letting them live inside your body