Kentucky: May make you bourbon balls and/or bourbon punch

Mississippi: May make you fried chicken and grits.

New York: May give you a free place to stay in New York.

Michigan: May make you Upper Peninsula hand pies.

New Orleans: Make take you to all the good places that are not in the French Quarter (but may take you to the French Quarter as needed). May also take you to a shrimp boil.

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Bonus list: Things I've published lately:

Mom.me: "Why I Ditched My Baby Monitor," "The Rise of Mean Mommy" and "The Ultimate Daily Chore Chart for Moms."

Chicago Magazine: How Three Shared Office Spaces Stack Up