This 5'6" semi-recognizable celebrity stays fit by exercising seven days a week and by avoiding carbs and processed foods. "Sometimes I'll allow myself to think about a piece of dark chocolate!" she admits. Hey, she's only human!

Hydration:
One water cooler's worth of purified water daily

Breakfast:
Hot water with lemon and one tablespoon coconut oil

Snacks:
Five almonds
One orange segment

Lunch:
Raw kale seasoned with lemon juice
One two-oz piece salmon, no sauce or oil or anything

Dinner:
Lemon juice on top of raw kale
Sauce-free salmon
One tablespoon organic red wine

Dessert:
One sniff of dark chocolate

Her food philosophy:
"I eat what I want in moderation!" says the star you might have seen on TV that one time, unless she just looks like that other girl, who knows. "See how I smelled that chocolate and drank that wine? I'm real!" Regarding exercise, "My real form of exercise is chasing my toddler around. And yoga!"

The Verdict:
"Great job on the kale and salmon and I love how you treat yourself with the chocolate and wine!" says a dietitian who is even prettier and skinnier than the celebrity in question. "You do know how much sugar is in an orange segment, though, right? So you might want to cut that down to one-half a segment. But you're doing an amazing job! Feel free to treat yourself to another tablespoon of lemon juice if you want!"