2: Episodes of Peppa Pig
1: Approximate hour of iPad
2: Episodes of Wonder Pets
1: Viewing of the Taylor Swift video for "Shake it Off."
I actually think this could have gone a lot worse. In other news, I attempted to write a humor piece about circumcision for Mom.me. If you think that sounds like the worst, most tasteless thing in the world, just skip the piece, because people either seem to get it (by "it," I was purposefully being stupid and PS I learned when I wrote about formula feeding that pieces that people hate get a lot more pageviews than pieces people like) or they don't.