First, real quick: I started writing for the site Mom.me. My first post for them is a response to the question, "How did you not know having a kid would be hard?"

Anyway! Friend of Zulkey.com Mallory Ortberg has published a super-funny book that envisions what text conversations would be like with your favorite literary legends and her publisher has kindly let me publish some of these conversations here. I recommend you pick up Texts from Jane Eyre for any book lover with a sense of humor (and maybe a cell phone.)