If women's body lotion advertisements were accurate

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11096624894_c5eb39d900_z.jpgThey would show a woman lotioning up post-shower, followed by her instantly beginning to sweat through the sheen of lotion, only to try to dry off some of the lotion she just put on. Then, as she attempted to get ready for her day, milky sweat would begin to accumulate between her breasts and other areas where it sucks to feel sweaty. Meanwhile, every five seconds or so, one to five hairs would adhere to her lotiony skin which she would have to pick off in order not to go insane. The commercial would wrap up with her realizing that she forgot to bring a real bra to the gym, forcing her to use a hairdryer to dry off her sports bra, hoping that she would not reek too much throughout the day. As it fades out, she gets makeup on her shirt as she tries to get into the office at a decent time. But her skin is so soft!